The Kingdom of Great Ubangi-Shari is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 258 million Ubangi-Sharians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Great Ubangi-Sharian economy, worth 17.2 trillion CFA francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,729 CFA francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Great Ubangi-Shari's radio stations, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Ubangi-Shari's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Ubangi-Shari is ranked 94,490^th in the world and 56^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,715.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.